Yi Xiu is most famous Zen Master in Japan. He is from Japanese Royal Blood.
Japanese Comic. After Zen Master Yi Xiu finishes copy writing all Buddhism Scriptures for stingy businessman at very low wages rate. When ask why He does it? I can read all Buddhism Scriptures for free. And I can also spread Buddhism Teachings. So why not?
(*so do not look down on low pay jobs. They are actually trainings for You to complete next levels of GOD JEHOVAH PROGRAM computer games. Employers are actually training You business operations to become future Founder & CEO.)
Japanese Comic. Person smells BBQ (barbecue) fishes smell to eat buns. The stall owner wants to charge him. Person no money to pay. So ask Zen Master Yi Xiu for help. So take out some coins knock. Ask stall owner: "do you hear coins? So We have already paid you."
(*see stroke copycat stroke. Sounds for smells. Smell smells not really eat. So hear sounds not really take.)
Japanese Comic. Zen Master Yi Xiu: "what is transparent & salty. Both of Ours tears."
(*what is yellow & smelly? Your urine, uncle.)
Japanese Comic. Zen Master Yi Xiu is invited to a dinner. The host: "why you keep feeding foods to your robe only?" Answer: "you only invite my robe for dinner. Because your house guards refuse my entry without this expensive clothings."
(*do You Zen Fight fast enough all the times to teach.)
Japanese Comic. Zen Master Yi Xiu is from the Japan Emperor Royal House. That is why smartest Japanese are from Zen House.
(*Archangel Panda may be from this bloodline. That is why so smart. With teleportic eggs/sperms. You may be also.)
Japanese Comic. Zen Master Yi Xiu to Teacher: "why things die?" Answer: "it is natural orders of things." Reply: "Your favourite tea cup just dies."
(*do You Zen Play with Everyone.)