Cstan98 Zen Stories - Family Parents

Version2 2019.01.26



Family Parents Zen Stories.

Zen Stories about Parents.

  1. 10% Left.

    Mother to Kids. Playground. Last time is "10 minutes left!!!!!" Now is "10% (battery) left!!!!!"

    (*technology/time have flown so fast. We cannot do Church Operations like last time. In fact. Today & day before mothers cannot be the same.)

  2. Kid - Celine Dion.

    United States. At Simon Cowell Reality Singing TV Show. A 8 years old Girl is able to sing all Celine Dion Songs like Titanic so well. Because She loves Celine Dion a lots. As beautiful. Everythings wants to be Celine Dion. Panda is also a Celine Dion Fan. How can 49 years old Panda loses to a 8 years old right? Next thing. You hear Panda screaming everythings out in Celine Dion Titanic in iPhone Smule Sing! App.

    (*what can Your Kid does at 8 years old?)

  3. Kid - Karate.

    Syria. The Family home country is war devasted. So migrate to other country. Their 8 years old Daughter needs to learn martial arts for self-defence. Do so well. Become first international 8 years old Female with a Black Belt in Karate. Soon many more 7-9 years old Karate Black Belt Females walking around protecting themselves with samurai swords.

    (*what can Your Kid does at 8 years old?)

  4. Kid - Painting.

    United States. A Parents encourage their Kid to paint from very young. At 8 years old. That Kid is able to sell 1 Painting at $1million each piece. Every month.

    (*what can Your Kid does at 8 years old?)

  5. Kid - Princess Middleton.

    UK (United Kingdom). At 8 years old. Princess Middleton already has BBA (Business Degree). Founder & CEO a Mail Order Company earning $1million a year. If She outlives British Queen Elizabeth 2. She may become the next British Queen.

    (*what can Your Kid does at 8 years old?)

  6. Kid - Sidetracked 30 Years Actor.

    United States. A 8 Years Old Kid acts at movie 'Home Alone'. So successful. Become millionare at that age. Then both parents divorce over his new found wealth. At 30 years old. That kid has a alcohol/drug addiction face. 80 years old???

    (*what Your 8 Years Genius Kid become at 80/8million years old?)

  7. Kid - Sidetracked 30 Years Genius.

    United States. At Gifted School. A 30 years old adult toilet cleaner is seen talking to everyone. That his teacher says he is a genius at 8 years old. 80 years old???

    (*what Your 8 Years Genius Kid become at 80/8million years old?)

  8. Kid - Violin.

    Singapore. A Music Family sends Their 8 years old Daughter to learn Violin. Her Father listens to Celine Dion Titanic Song for example. That Daughter able to play that whole song in Her violin. So send Her to Gifted Music University. If She is my Cstan98 Daughter. Cross-trained Her at BBA (Business Degree)/Martial Arts/Religions/Medicines/..... further. Don't know what She is going to become?

    (*what can Your Kid does at 8 years old?)

  9. Kill Old People.

    China. A new young emperor orders all old People above age 50 to be killed. The he finds them just waste of foods. Soon. A strong enemy country challenges them. Answer wisdom question. Or else invasion. All citizens inside the country unable to answer. Finally. Someone answers. When asks how He comes up with Answer. It is my 60 years Father who He secretly keeps at the basement.

    (*are You sure Old People are waste of foods/times?)

  10. Mother: Filipino Maid.

    Philippines. Most filipino domestic worker has sad old age. They work aboard. Feed their brothers/sisters children at home philippines. Look after children at foreign singapore. During old age. They live alone back in philippines.

    (*Panda recommends you look up your foster mothers in facebook. Once a foster mother. Always a foster mother.)

  11. One Stick. Many Sticks

    Jewish. Before deathbed. Jewish Father calls all His Sonsto Him. Give each Son a small stick. Ask to break. All get broken. Then each turn give each Son many sticks. Ask to break. Unable to break. Answer: "sticks are like all of You. Alone easily break by enemies. But together. Unbreakable."

    (*'Planet Ape, movie': "alone We are weak. Together We are strong.")

  12. Pica Sons.

    Italy. A worried sicked Father is looking for His runaway son. Unable to find him. Put newspaper advertisement: "Son Pica. All are forgiven. Meet at Monday at XXX City YYY Street MacDonalds. Dad." On Monday. It is reported 2500 Pica show up.

    (*you sons may think your dads don't want you. The you dads may think your sons don't want you. It just takes 1 to give in to reconcile.)

  13. Principal Kid.

    Mother. Morning. Kid: "mum. I don't want to go school. They all bully me." Her: "for Heaven sake. You are 55 years old. And also the Principal of the School."

    (*She never outgrows Her godly post. A Son is still a Son no matter how old.)

  14. Want To Marry Mother.

    Kid. 8 Years Old Son to Mother: "when I grow up. I want to marry Mommy." Answer: "cannot. Mommy already married to Your Daddy." Child: "then I want to marry Cousin Susan (18 years old). She is also very nice."

    (*do You teach Marriage Concept as young as possible. That cannot marry brother/sister. Incest retarded offsprings. That cannot marry married people. Adultery. That best is same birthday/time. So They have a headstart on the lookout for Their Ideal Mate.)



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