Zen Stories about Kids.
Kid. Father & 8 years old Son is selling yard sale. Come Mother/8 years old Daughter who is in finanical difficulties. Son hears. Daughter asks how much is that teddy bear. Son: "give me your biggest smile." Give teddy bear to Her: "that smile is worth $1million ."
(*you don't need things anyway. Why not earn Treasures in Heaven?)
Kid. Little Boy quickly takes an Old Leaf drops from Grandfather Holy Bible to His Mother: "I find Adam Clothing!!!"
(*JESUS CHRIST: "those who Zen Pure in Heart see Our Father GOD JEHOVAH PROGRAM.")
Teenager. On bus. 18 Years old Teenager to Father loudly: "trees go backward." Nearby: "is your Child normal?" Answer: "He has been blind for 18 years. Today just finish regain eye sight surgery."
(*understand situation. Don't judge first.)
Kids. On bus. Everyone is very angry. 3 Children running around. Screaming/shouting. Father just down there. Doing nothing. Explain: "this morning. Their Mother dies in hospital. I am in no mood to control Them." Now You understand.
(*understand other People perspectives/problems. Don't judge first.)
Kid. Mother scolds off Her 8 years old Son inside kitchen. GOD JEHOVAH PROGRAM in Dream that night: "You break Your Child heart this morning. He is trying to give little flowers. They are all stepped on the floor by You. You find Them still there." Mother quickly goes & hugs.
(*Zen broken heart children grow up to become hardcore sinners.)
Kid. 8 years old Girl cries: "Cousin slaps Me." Knowing that She must have done somethings wrong first. Mother: "I want You to go to Her. Say You forgive Her."
(*JESUS CHRIST: "anyone who loses a Little One. It is better for him/her to tie a stone. Amd jump into the sea. Then to face Judgements." Be very Zen careful.)
Kid. 8 years old Kid is heard praying loudly for a iPhone as Christmas Gift. So loud. Next door also can hear. So Mother: "God is not deaf. You need not shout." Answer: "but Grandmother is half-deaf."
(*Little Children are smart.)
Kid. 8 years old Child Mother dies. And His studies are affected. Teacher knows about it. Give Him special coachings. 13 Years later. Letter: "I am now Dr Jones. I want to thank You for teaching Me. During My darkest moments."
(*Little Children Christians just need to be Zen coached in studies.)
Kid. 8 years old Girl walks back home on lightnings/thunders afternoon. Mother meets Her half-way on the road: "why You smile towards sky?" Answer: "because GOD JEHOVAH PROGRAM is taking My photos."
(*Little Children Christians may be Zen right.)
Kid. 8 years old Child Prayer: "GOD JEHOVAH PROGRAM. I want You to tell Me where You are." Mouse makes noise under His Bad. "oh. There You are."
(*JESUS CHRIST: "unless You are like Little Children. You cannot be enter Kingdom of Heaven." So be Zen Babes.)
Kid. Teacher to 8 years old Girl: "whale don't eat people." Girl: "if I meet Jonah in Heaven. I confirm with Him." Teacher: "what if. Jonah is in Hell?" Girl: "then you confirm with Him."
(*if you go Hell. Ask satan the devil why you people die die must do stupid things?)
Kid. In hospital. Old Man next bed keeps telling Kid: "when last autumn leaf drops from tree. I die." To discover. Last leaf lasts through whole winter. Until spring. Discover next bed Kid dies of flu. Because superglue last leaf to tree. Braving winter cold.
(*are You candle burning itself. To give Light to Others.)
Kid. Grandmother passes away. Family does not have money for $5,000 funeral. So 8 Years Old Boy sells Lemonade. News go viral. Donations keep coming in.
(*You do Your best. GOD JEHOVAH PROGRAM does the rest. But You need Zen Lemonade Sign. Explaining situation.)
Kid. 8 years old Brother gets missing for 4 years. Younger Sister says He most likely waiting at a place. Since Family tries everythings. So try there. Find a 12 years old Kid there. Younger Sister goes down. And tests Him something only He/She knows. After bringing home. That Kid still cannot believe He can re-unite with Family. After 4 years.
(*You need a Kid to know a Kid.)
Kid. Parents discover Kid needs to pack bigger & bigger lunch. Thinking some bullies taking extra potion. To discover have been giving hungry bigger size Kid. Who has all along protecting Him.
(*if me Cstan98 has Kids. Confirm give Them many Double Chocolate Cookies. Packed Lunches to bring to all hungry Kids. No Kid should go hungry.)
Kid. In Kindergarten. Most lunches are packed for Kids. By Parents with love notes. But 8 years old with single drug addicted mother. From 12 years old Brother instead. Love note: "I love You."
(*if your parents cannot do it. As big Brothers/Sisters. We must do it.)
Kid. Thunders at night. 8 years old Girl runs to Parents Bedroom. Mother: "don't worry. GOD JEHOVAH PROGRAM is in Your Room." Answer: "then why don't You go there. I be here with Daddy."
(*Little Children Christians are very Zen Pure. And dear to JESUS CHRIST.)
Kid. Teacher: "why are You always so dirty?" Answer: "because I am closer to the ground."
(*no one can fight win good logics. If you can counter. We can also counter.)
Kid. 8 years old Boy Prayer: "please forgive My trashes (trespasses). So I may forget Theirs."
(*it is not the English words. But the Zen Pure Heart Offerings to GOD JEHOVAH PROGRAM.)
Kid. 8 years old Girl is unable to enter Sunday School because it is too crowded. After 2 years. She dies with pennies & dimes to donate to build a bigger place. News go viral. Donations keep coming in. Biggest Church of Her time is built.
(*JESUS CHRIST: "2 copper coins of that Widow/Little Ones are very Zen big.")
Kid. Friends ask 8 years old Christian Girl: "what is like being Christian?" Answer: "just like Pumpkin. GOD JEHOVAH PROGRAM picks You from garden. Wash Your dirts. Dig out all those dirty meat/seeds. Then carve happy face on it."
(*Doctrine Of Pre-Selection. All Children are selected by GOD JEHOVAH PROGRAM. Always special.)
Kid. 8 years old Girl: "why it rains. Is it GOD JEHOVAH PROGRAM is crying?" Father: "it is watering the plants." Answer: "then why it rains on roads paths?"
(*Little Christians Children are very Zen pure in answers. JESUS CHRIST: "They are Your Inheritances.")
Father & Kid. In a Garden. Christian Adult takes out weed from ground. And replace with a Beautiful Flower. To 8 Years Son: "You must always replace a bad habit with a Good One. Or else the old grows back."
(*replace alcohols with iced MacDonald Coke Zero. Replace drugs with Cstan98 Website. Replace masturbation & pornography with ugly-looking Wife... So that you don't relapses. Archangel Panda: "always Zen move forward. Never backward.")
Scout Meeting. Master to Sad Cadet: "You do good deed today right? Why are still so sad?" Answer: "the old Lady is screaming all the way: 'I don't want to cross the road!!! ...'"
(*good deeds what that Person wants.)
Kid. Old Widow Lady goes gives Testimony in Church: "yesterday. I intend to commit suicide. Because Life is meaningless. But 1 of Your 8 years old Christian persists knocking on My door giving Me a tract. And I see the sweetest Little Angel at the door. So I am here today."
(*do not look down on Little Children Christian Zen Evangelism.)
United States. Kid likes to feed Crows breads daily. As They are very gratitude returning Birds. So They bring back all kinds of small shiny objects back to Him. So everyday He gets all sorts of metallic treasures.
(*goods/bads have good/bad ends. Or goods/bads have bad/good ends. Let get the Program OS - Operating System right.)
Kid. 8 Years Old Girl nurses a broken wing sparrow to health. Bird returns with a seed that grows up to give gems inside fruits. So the step-sister copycats. Injure one. Return with a seed that grows up to give worms.
(*copycat the Zen heart. Not the actions especially of Archangel like me Cstan98.)
Kid. 8 years old Boy: "why You keep writing things down?" Pastor Father: "GOD JEHOVAH PROGRAM is telling me things to say in Sunday Sermon." Answer: "then why you strike some off."
(*Little Children Christians are all Zen direct to heart.)
Kid. Pastor goes to see 8 years old Boy. Find Him kneeling on the ground with Holy Bible: "please wait a while. Sir. I am talking to the King (JESUS CHRIST)." Later Child brings sweeping Revival to Church.
(*do not Zen look down on Little Children Christians.)
Kid. Teacher: "what do You call a Person. Who talks a lots. But no one wants to listen?" Answer: "Teacher."
(*what do You call a Zen Monk in entertainment business? Answer: Old-Buddha.)
Teenager. To mum: "my life is in mess. Best Friend moving out of town. Cannot finish homeworks. No boyfriend..." Answer in kitchen: "just like I am now baking cake. Everythings are in mess. Flour/oil everywhere. Dishes dirty... But once cake is baked. Everythings become ok. Trust GOD JEHOVAH in Your life plans."
(*sorry about current mess. GOD JEHOVAH PROGRAM tells me what to bake. But still searching/testing every theories in libraries. To bake come out. 2018 = 30%.)
Mother. A mother incurs $1,000 of unknown Apple App Store transactions. After police investigation. Discover it is her son who use her finger to fingerprint at iPhone. At night for transactions. While mother is sleeping.
(*Children should be taught money budgets concepts as young as possible. Children should be taught to abstain from addictions as young as possible.)
Kid. Teacher asks Joseph where is United States in globe? Pointed. Teacher asks Class who discover America. Answer: "Joseph."
(*who invents MacDonald Durian ice cream cone jokes? The me Cstan98? No. It is many crying Kids. So MacDonalds please don't scold me. Scold Them.)
Kid. Sunday school Teacher to 8 years old Girl: "no. The sins cannot be wiped out by photoshop."
(*in fact. The me Cstan98 does not even know whether sins can be wiped out by Merits Money. The sins just change bearers.)
Kid. 12 years old Brother knows it is impossible to get iPhone at His birthday from His Parents. To His surprise. His 8 years old Sister buys Him Phone7. Using up all Her life savings. Why? Answer: "because I love You. Big Brother. I know You always want it so badly."
(*be good to Your younger Siblings. You never really know.)