Good Prayers of Perfect Christians.
United States. An atheist loses his ways in the wood. Appear Bear. So no god person kneels down & prays to GOD: "if I am not eaten. I convert to Christianity." Bear kneels down. So he changes his mind: "GOD. You are so easily tricked. I never really believe in You." Bear kneeling: "thanks You Father. For this dinner..."
(*some get eaten for a reason.)
United States. 8 years old Son shouts loudly across rooms: "Santa Claus. I want (this toy) at Christmas!!!... (Repeat.)" Mother: "you need not shout. Santa Claus is not deaf." Answer: "I know. But Grandmother is bit deaf next room."
(*pray? Right. But know the most effective ways of praying to better results.)
United States. Pastor-To-Be Family in Biblical College receives christmas air tickets to go temporary back home. So He asks 8 Years Old Daughter to pray for extra money cash needed to take Them back. Shortly after Prayer. Some money in a envelope is slipped under Their Door.
(*Little Children Missionary Prayers are very Zen effective.)
United States. In 747. Pastor is reading Holy Bible. A non-christian: "You believe that kind of craps. I earn my foods. My foods do not from some Higher Intelligence." Pastor: "that what my dog says everyday also."
(*you still believe me Half-Dog Panda has been earning His Foods all these times.)
United States. 8 Years Old Girl is hurrying to Sunday School. Prayer: "GOD. Please don't let me be late. Please don't let me be late. (Fall down.) Please don't let me eat dirts. Please don't let me eat dirts..."
(*my Prayer History. 10 Years Old: "please let me see next pornography." 20 Years Old: "please let me get Girlfriend." 30 Years Old: "please let me get married." 40 Years Old: "anyone also can. Please let me get married." 50 Years Old: "please stop sending me Beautiful Females Temptations.")
United States. Female accepts JESUS CHRIST at 8 years old. Then she elopes & later living alone in a car homeless as Waitress. One day. She is so high sick on drugs. That She jumps down from cliff into sea. In sea. She hears JESUS CHRIST: "my Daughter. You are not made for this." The headaches just gone. Quickly swim to shore. Organize Her Life. Work out to buy a House. She needs to go into Business. Then She remembers in Her car is a successful weight loss exercise system. So calls Them to be a Dealer. Founder a Company. After few years. Expand into Slimming Centre.
(*there is Difference. Whether Kid accepts JESUS CHRIST from young or not.)
United States. After newly join Church. Mother Christian to Her drug addict son: "I pray you fall sick because of drugs. You become Preacher of quitting drugs." Answer to Her: "You Crazy Woman. I don't believe that kind of craps." 3 Days later in Church. Giving Testimony how HOLY SPIRIT helps Him to quit. Ever since. Have been Strong Preacher of quitting drugs.
(*JESUS CHRIST: "You do not get. Is because You don't ask. Or ask wrongly.")
United States. Christian goes Heaven. Is shown around all Departments. In Prayers Department. There are many Angels running around. Angel Guide: "this is where We read/answer Prayers." Then shown Department with only 1 Angel. Just sitting there. Answer: "this is where We hear Christians say thanks. For Prayers answered."
(*You should at least say thank you, right?)
United States. Family of 8. Mother is too tired because of laundry. So She prays to JESUS CHRIST to do for Her. During Church. Old Lady approaches Her. That whether need help to do all the clothings washings because She seems very tired.
(*GOD Commands help Those who really need help.)
United States. In flood. A buddhist/christian prays to GUAN YIN/JESUS CHRIST for help. Boat comes. The answer: "I am waiting for help from my god." Water becomes higher. Motor boat comes. Same answer. Water becomes even higher. Finally so high. Take helicopter down with rope. That night. GUAN YIN/JESUS CHRIST: "I come in boat/motor boat. You don't take. Luckily you take the helicopter."
(*how do You define GOD help?)
United States. Old lady without foods. So Pastor seek help during Sermon. Naughty CEO sends secretary to bring foods to Her. If ask from whom. Say it is from satan the devil. But getting foods. Ask: "want to know who send foods?" Answer: "once prayer to JESUS CHRIST. Even satan the devil answers."
(*if You higher dan than satan the devil. You can actually make him do your biddings.)
United States. How me Cstan98 manifests Apple Watch. Actually me wants it. But never prays. Have been practising iPhone App Games response times. Play daily 'Colour Match' daily at Timezone (singapore children arcade). But still unable to get anything. Then reasons one night. Have been doing many good Teachings in Website. Must be teleportically showing AV Movies to addiction Little Children to pornography. So say sorry to JESUS CHRIST. Promise to quit AV from that day. Next day. Strike Apple Watch.
(*You may have done many goods. Are You also doing also many bads? Know Your leakages.)